Gabe’s Week of Tweets for 2009-11-22

• Man I'm tired today. Not sure why exactly. #
• I need to be woken up. Coffee delivery and witty tweets requested. Ready go. #
• Anyone else feel a rush when doing something they're clueless about? I just Googled "how to get health insurance". #
• Ignore this tweet, I'm getting new followers: Insurance, NASCAR, NHL, NFL, obama, politics, twilight, jonas brothers, jesus, hindu, sex #
• RT @SiliconPrairie Planning for @BigOmaha 2010 is under way! To learn about sponsorship opportunities contact jeff@siliconprairienews.com #
• Curious, what do those who require personal (non corporate provided) health insurance do/use? i'm getting a lot of suggestions of "nothing" #
• I just became the mayor of Subway on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/je0mc #
• Tasks for the evening: 1 )Have a drink with @jennifercoder and @k_to_the_t. 2) SVN setup for DT development. Let's control those versions! #
• The machines that run Keno at bars run MS-DOS. With himem! Just saw one reboot. Funny stuff. #
• I really dislike this HP scanner/printer thing since I upgraded to Snow Leopard. Drivers borked or something. Always says it can't find it. #
• Full of cameos in my dreams last night. Dreamt I was at Star Wars in Concert and @ideabot was there… #
• …and while driving down Dodge st. I saw a TV where @slobotski was being interviewed on CNN. #
• Who wants to check out @OxRxGx's Full Contact Musical Chairs on Saturday? Sounds epic. #
• Woops, I mean @OxRxG RT @AliceKeenan: @gabek it would be, if that was actually a person. damn you #
• RT @EternalCow "@foursquare and seven years ago, our glorious forefathers checked in to the capital, becoming Mayors of these United States" #
• Oh Pandora, you give me odd tunes. I love it. http://bit.ly/3HxTxb #
• No. RT @onk182: My version of Twitterberry now seems to be succeeding less than 50% of the time. Any suggestions beyond, "Get an iPhone?" #
• Had a great meeting over lunch. wohoo! #
• wtf? Did they hire my grandma as a "cool consultant"? RT @andypeters: you know your trying to hard when… http://bit.ly/3tOuU5
  #microsoft #
• RT @graffititracker: Hosting happy hour Friday at @graffititracker to celebrate the success of our first #G2IC.start @ 4 p.m.See you there! #
• If it weren't for Twitter trends I'd have no idea what was going on in the world. There's a "Thanksgiving" coming up. #
• Anyone have an invite for gHours? RT @slobotski: still need to purchase additional hours…anyone have some for sale or barter today? #
• RT @andypeters: according to google voice – a guy named carpet from ideal beach called me to have me walk through t (cont) http://tl.gd/vjvo #
• At Pitch! http://twitpic.com/pxla0 #
• Wow. Yum. (@ Pitch Pizza in Omaha) http://bit.ly/GvwGk #
• At @ecreamery @whileyoueat. http://twitpic.com/pxr3y #
• http://twitpic.com/py9kn – More cube people moved in. #
• Debating taking a day or two off work next week. It would come off as a dick move on my last week, though. #
• mmm…reuben tour. RT @reubentour: Danny's Bar and Grill is today's stop! It's goin down at 8, hope to see you there! #
• The fact I have to sleep every night in order to function is nothing less than a failure on my part. A weakness. I have stuff to do! #
• RT @daniAWESOME I wonder what happens at the Microsoft store when like, "Hot in Herre" by Nelly comes on. What about "Shake Ya Tailfeather?" #
• Dear Twitter, Seeing the top two trending topics really makes me think the service is full of idiots. Could you stop it? Use power 4 good! #
• "It's not a product, it's a solution accelerator." – Heard just now from the cube next to mine. #
• I feel lame, but I'm not sure of the appropriate syntax for the #JOKES hash tag. @theanswerteam help me out here. #
• Issue I have with the TV Show "V": The aliens refer to themselves as "Vs". Don't they have a real species name they'd rather use? #
• Looks like timing is right on track. Last day here should be just about the same time my mailbox is 100% filled and can no longer get mail. #
• Job4U! RT @slobotski: Good opp – @AIM_Institute hiring for Website / Content Manager & More – http://bit.ly/4t72qb #
• http://twitpic.com/q49v5 – Why is human in quotes? This may explain a lot… #
• RT @foodgeekery: Anyone out there need an awesome IT Guy/SysAdmin? I'm so over this place, just need to find somewhere to flee… #
• I've had a Netflix DVD since 06/27/08 that I never returned. Is that a record? I don't even own a DVD player anymore. Time to cancel. #
• http://twitpic.com/q5cme – Wow. That is quite a deal. Wonder what restrictions apply. Probably $Y in taxes :\ #
• RT @twitterapi: Geotagging API is now live http://bit.ly/W0h14. Go get lost. We'll send help. ^RK #
• Quote from @jennifercoder: "I'm worried about you! You're just going to be sitting around in your underwear eating fucking hot pockets!" #
• Off to take @jennifercoder to the airport. #
• hahaha. Finally an honest review! RT @gt_jenn: What do you get with bad acting + bad make up + cheesy music? Yep it's #NewMoon #
• I just ousted @chrismccain as the mayor of Starbucks on @foursquare! UNKNOWN_ERROR #
• Mayor of two different starbucks. I have a problem. Also, just missed @rahulgupta at the airport! #
• I wish I could just accept things for what they are. But the lack of logic and realism of every Glee episode takes me out of the story. #
• How is Fox News legally still on the air? #
• For #FollowFriday I recommend you follow The Fake Gabe Kangas, @gaybeck. I'm honored, validated. Imitation, the sincerest form of flattery. #
• http://twitpic.com/q8fsc – I literally laughed out loud when I got this Holiday Lunch invite. #
• Another nomination from me for "weirdest iPhone app": http://bit.ly/1Nf0fN #
• Who's going to the @graffititracker happy hour today? I'll be stopping by after work. #
• I'm enjoying watching @u2acro and @Terahann wet themselves over socks over Twitter. #
• Cool! RT @GrantStanley: Doing analytics on Twitter, and @gabek is the most prolific real twitter person in Omaha, NE #
• Watching It's Always Sunny on lunch… and it's one of the funniest episodes ever. Oh man. #
• It just got better. They integrated the "I like turtles" meme into the episode. Win. #
• I challenged @EternalCow to an iPhone Harry Potter Spells duel for tomorrow. Stay tuned for details on how you can watch it go down. #
• However… I have to practice my spells tonight if I don't want to get beat by a blind cow. #
• hahaha! Love these guys. RT @brightmix: This is how we dress on Fridays. Our full-size portraits on Flickr: http://bit.ly/3alUmi #
• Twilight is to vampire movies as Road Runner is to dramatic television. #
• I need help guys. 2hrs and 20min left. If you have something funny to say to entertain me, now would be a great time. #
• I like. RT @ErinHawkins @gabek I think you should start singing to music you are listening to via headphones. Double points for show tunes. #
• hahaha RT @ReelVixen: Just got back from NEW MOON…so, uh, it was a movie #
• RT @FandangoChica: don't have words to describe how much I am hating Microsoft right now! And I'm bilingual- I know a loooooot of words! :( #
• About to head out to the @graffititracker happy hour! See you there. #
• Now that I'm home from @graffititracker and sitting down It's going to be hard to go out again. #
• Argh. Staying in. The pre 5am wakeup is getting to me. Not used to that! #
• Plan for this morning: Watch Flash Forward, Get coffee from Blue Line, and then put on some tunes and get to work. #
• My Things.app project list keeps growing. #
• Digging the Bang! Bang! Esche! album. #
• I really need to consolidate my hosting solutions. I have two shared hosting and one colocated box I pay for monthly. And yeah, I use them. #
• I just became the mayor of Pitch Pizza on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/GvwGk #
• All clean. Now to blue line, and then back to work! #
• I know it's possible to live without AppleTV, but I'm not sure why you'd want to. #
• Just got the Sonic Death Cuntttt EP from Bang Bang Eche. So good. I love synthy dance rock. #
• RT @u2acro: I'm afraid of what lovers pizza would taste like. #grossyetsexy http://twitgoo.com/5914y #
• I wish I could scrobble music played on my AppleTV. #
• Got caught up in stuff and didn't eat tonight. I hate when I do that, I'll be sorry in the morning! #

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